Sit, Columbia

It’s 62°, sunny, and time to squander your education at Manhattan’s best beach.

A Wash

Terrorists Win Crucial Victory Against Terror.

High Art

British actress SIENNA MILLER has filled her house with artwork she has created by rubbing her paint-covered breasts over canvases.

Soooo... a minimalist, right?

Link to Egotastic.

Somnolence

So there you have it. I told you I was okay. Just a little trouble waking up. Frankly, I'm offended that you would imply anything else. Now please, I have a very long day ahead of me and this grass isn't going to guard itself.