Youth Gone Wild (sorry, had to)

You know those talented, young writers - those bright lights of word, thought and action - who find success greyhound swift?

The Minnesota Wild hired sports writer Chris Snow on Wednesday to be their new director of hockey operations. Snow, 24, who covers the Red Sox for the Boston Globe, will begin his new job later this summer. (AP via CNN)

Yeah, I hates them bitches too.

Bears Eat Bears

Cannibal Bears?(CNN) Jesus, it's getting worse out there.


"This is not a Coca-Cola commercial," Deborah Williams, Executive Director of the Alaska Conservation Foundation

Oh, but if it where, Deb, but if it were.